Now you face the biggest and baddest Brinerot basterd of 'em all!
Oi! You! Out! Now!
Get ye gone from 'ere, nyaff!
Ol' Guff 'll hold the basterds off.
No disrespect, but ye gotta die now. Captain's orders.
Yer not gonna send me back to the dark, not on my life.
Just crack that I got the best of ya? Too bad.
I got a fair whippin' for what you made me do last time. And for that, Exile, I aim to misbehave.
I mighta died, but oy, did I get a consolation prize. Get ready!
I walloped ya, and ya come back fer more? A glutton for punishment!
Gonna cram my shield up your backside!
Just try an' face Guff Grenn's gorgon gaze!
I'm gonna go HILLOCK all over ya!
We Brinerots were born in the storm.
Can't let you go any further, nyaff. Not while I'm captaining the place.
This is gonna be just like that scrap in Pondium, I can already feel it.
This cargo's moving like a... drunk sloth! I'm jumpin' in!
Ooze the raggabrash 'at ran this place?! Cleaning it up'll take forever!
Move over, ya doaty fopdoodle. Guff'll take care of this!
I'm bored, and pirates don't do well with boredom. Let's scrap!
Guff'll throw in with ya, gaffer.
Need a hand? Of course ya do.
Alright! Let's break some bones, ya freaky git.
Course ye need me help ya meatheaded wanker.
Oh, ya need a big boy's help don't ya, lassie?
Oi oi! Well, your captain has arrived.
So your big spooky mask didn't scare 'em off Riker? What a bloody surprise.
Gotta throw a wrench in the works here. Sorry. I got aims.
I told ye this day would come, ya warthog-faced buffoon! Oh, hello, Exile.
Someone is getting a beating, believe me!
Add one blustering bloodthirsty Brinerot to the mix!
All that time spent surveying the land, Tora, and the real threat was comin' from the seas!
Ah, I could never be mad at ya Janus. This is nothing personal.
Ogham ain't gonna miss ya, Thane, and neither will I.
Say yer prayers, ya sulfur-smellin' sack o' shite.
Ya didn't see this one comin', did ya, ya hoity-toity trollop?
Guff here is makin' a play, so have at ya!
Oh, Exile, this one's bum's out the window. They're right crazy.
Piss off and boil yer head!
The Syndicate needs this done, and you're gonna foozle the whole affair!
Ah, well, ya know what they say: a numpty a day keeps victory away.
Then you're about to sink... like an anchor, ya plenary whiffle-whaffle!
Wow! Bordering on potomania with that one. Or pyromania, I forget which. Off your hide, either way.
Oh and I'd find a way to drag you down with me, ya bloody scobberlotcher.
Agh, why are ya pickin' on Guff?
It's the one-two punch of doom!
Now, we'll get the job done for sure.
Aw, quicker now, the gaffer's here!
This one's knicked for sure now.
I command who? Ha-ku! That's you!
Oi Janus, guess what? I'm the baaawss!
Ha hah! A Brinerot captainin' a Redblade. Today's the day!
Don't shoot me, but I do enjoy lording over a Mutewind.
Riker, if you goof here, you are showing me what's under that mask.
It's Guff to friends, Captain to the rest!
Thank the gods... I mean, totally had that one under control the whole time.
Brinerot property remains Brinerot property!
Oof, not a pretty place to fall. I know I wouldn't want to rest here.
Never doubted... for a second... that I could do it!
Well this worked out rather nicely for Guff.
Captain Guff Gren escapes again!
Ohh, oh, me kidney...
My spleen, my poor spleen!
Acch, ya got me in the lung...
Ow! Ah ah ah ow! You hit me in the eyeball! Why the eyeball, Exile?
Not back to the bin? Ugh.
Guess I was better as a merchant than a fighter.
You gonna make me turn traitor again? 'Cause I - 'cause I will.
My head just keeps trying to leave me shoulders!
Well, look as us aye! Back and forth, forth and back.
I should never have jumped in like that. Aye... not great thinking.
Well, this is what I get for sticking me nose in!
Whoah ha hah ho, hohoho, oh! No, no. No, I am ready to do whatever you say.
Lemme recruit a numpty to this job. It's an old pirate trick. You attack when the worst man is on watch. Yeah. Yeah, makes it easy. So whaddya think?
Well, I can make friends, yeah, find things out. Everybody loves ol' Guff! You get information, I get to live. Yeah. So whaddya say?
Well I'm just no good at this job, so, how about you let me live, and I use me 'charm' to switch with someone else? Yeah. Yeah, that would let you reorganise things for your own ends...
That's it! I'm done! I'm out! Yep. I've had enough! This whole damn Syndicate's full of braindead... beetroots. Let me walk, Exile!
Now I'm no clipe, but sometimes, talking is better than, you know, dying. So just give lil' ol' Guff a chance to jabber and I guarantee you'll learn a thing or two.
I got treasure for ya, you know, if you look the other way, friend...
Good choice, Exile. Yep. You won't regret this.
I am on the job!
Next time you see me, I'll be a new man.
Goodbye forever, friend - well, least 'til next time!
There it is, eh? That's the sense I was hoping for. Now let's talk.
All that glitters is gold...
My gaffer's in a weak position, mutiny-wise. If you take mercy on me, I might just manage to, uh, depose 'em. Keen?
What if I told you I could spin a yarn and get all me mates demoted? That would be worth keeping me alive for that, right? Right?
Would ya care to kick one of me mates entirely out of the Syndicate? It's a big lie I can tell, but one I will get away with, mostly. You know, as long as you don't lop my head off!
They don't call me gobermouch for nothing. I've got gossip and the low-down on everyone here. Just ah... just give me a chance to jabber on.
Tora's so busy worrying about bloody trees and worms and... mice, she doesn't even see the rest of us bustin' our behinds to push the Syndicate forward. Let's give Tora somethin' to really worry about!
Jorgin is a murderer, or he hired one. He's way worse than me. If you are punishing me over him, then you're dumber than the barnacles on me backside.
Well! Can't never trust a Redblade, I always say. And I alway mean it, too.
Trustin' a Mutewind 'll get ya pincushioned by hidden blades, and I be speakin' from experience here.
I like Maloney, okay, don't get me wrong, but did ya ever have a mate who you could tell was just... after something? You know, makes me skin crawl, it does. Losing sleep over it! Really would rather not have to even think about it.
Haha awww, you know I didn't mean nothing by it! I'm not even the one you really want, right?
Just do it, ya git.
Watch carefully, gaffer. I give my life for the Syndicate.
I'm goin' out first, let me show you how it's done!
I would rather die than go another round with your torture chamber.
Ooh, that is not good for my prospects.
Do you want to kick my rear, Vagan, or bend it?
Believe me, Janus, no one's tryin' to do nothing to your booty.
Ya know what? I think he could make a fence post out of me, too.
Keep your sedition to yourself, you overgrown gobermouch!
Oh, you done foozled it now, Mutewind!
Why do I always get the short end of the stick?
I'm a talker, yes, but you will have to get me drunk first!
Stop locking me up!
Wait, wait, what happened to our dealing? We - we were gettin' on fine!
Ohh, not pretty. Ooh, that's not pretty at all.
Auggh, was me best mate!
Welp, no love lost there, let me tell ya.
Oh boy, hoo, Guff's done it now.